Please, for the love of John Q. Public, the common man, the working family, the single parent, and those paying off college debts and starting a new life in this land of promise, please...
Tell whoever the next president is we need to bring gas prices down!
By: scooter1979
Saturday, Aug 30th 2008 (5:09am)
Probably the most confusing "hate/love" dictator of the past 100 years... The pinko, CIA-dodging, long-winded, Third World revolutionary hero, Fidel, has retired.
By: scooter1979
Tuesday, Feb 19th 2008 (1:44am)
Might as well be a lame attempt at death... Time to commit Suisuck.
By: scooter1979
Thursday, Feb 7th 2008 (2:18am)
An Allosaur is in the corner tryin' to pack the bong, hot-boxin' in the john with the Tetrodon

*I HIGHLY suggest smoking any weed you, your neighbor, or your glaucoma-Granny may have before watching this.

*The views on smoking weed are not necessarily those of anyone involved with the clusterfuck that is Davelog.
By: scooter1979
Wednesday, Feb 6th 2008 (12:02am)
...Oh man, I am so ripped.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Feb 3rd 2008 (7:02am)
...But it turns out he'll likely be remembered as no-good-nik.

Christian Brando, dead at 49.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Jan 27th 2008 (3:24am)
It has been said that Gandhi taught Martin Luther King Jr. something along the lines of, "To come to a resolve between fighting oppositions, you must offer each side a way to save face while solving the problem."

I may be retarded, but with "Egyptian border guards [taking] no action," Palestinians moving freely across the border, getting their needs, and Israel saying, "Hey, 'according to the signed agreements,' it's not on us," could an open Gaza mean a new page in, whadda ya call it... PEACE?!?
By: scooter1979
Wednesday, Jan 23rd 2008 (4:00am)
Who'da thunk that the "King" of Norwegian Black Metal would hail from Gary, Indiana?
By: scooter1979
Monday, Jan 21st 2008 (12:05am)
Doc, I keep swinging my arms through the air, sometimes with a stick in my hands, and I can't stop running around, usually in a diamond-like pattern... I think I have ADD.
By: scooter1979
Wednesday, Jan 16th 2008 (12:01am)
Face it: You've just spent 20 minutes staring into your fridge, and you ain't got shit for grub.

Let's see what the neighbors have.
By: scooter1979
Friday, Dec 28th 2007 (12:32am)
Inspired by a post late last week and love for "Photo Hunt" on ye olde bar room video crack, I give to you Spot The Difference!
By: scooter1979
Thursday, Dec 27th 2007 (12:25am)
Oh, the Jedis are going to feel this one.
By: scooter1979
Tuesday, Dec 18th 2007 (12:29am)
If I were a betting man, I'd wager a number of you sickos have already seen this. Since I have yet to see it posted on Ye Olde Davelogge, for the benefit of the general public, for those not in the know...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and squirrels, please enjoy two ladies demonstrating the true spirit of sharing.

And, uh, by the way, HELLA NSFW.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Dec 2nd 2007 (3:59am)
We put Detroit City back on the map!

Not to mention Flint coming in at #3!

Yes Michigan!
By: scooter1979
Monday, Nov 19th 2007 (12:36am)
I don't see it on the list, but I'll probably wait until after the interview to find out if there is a boss's hottie daughter with a hefty trust fund.
By: scooter1979
Wednesday, Nov 14th 2007 (3:22am)
On a side note, have you ever seen a zebra's ass?

Zebras are fuckin sexy.
By: scooter1979
Monday, Nov 12th 2007 (12:01am)
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Monday, Nov 12th 2007 (12:01am)
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Wednesday, Oct 31st 2007 (1:06am)
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Looks like my dreams of hearing Bjork duet "It's So Quiet" with Goulet have been crushed.

Robert Goulet, dead at 73.
By: scooter1979
Tuesday, Oct 30th 2007 (10:50pm)
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But it still bugs "the living shit" out of me.
By: scooter1979
Wednesday, Dec 6th 2006 (10:56am)
Every time I try to start Firefox on my Packard Bell P166, my whole system locks up. I can't figure out why.
By: scooter1979
Wednesday, Dec 6th 2006 (10:53am)
Further evidence that chaos is the only universal constant. Discordians, rejoice!
By: scooter1979
Thursday, Sep 14th 2006 (11:41am)
Tired of bustin' out the clunky old Apple II and dickin' around with the 5&1/4's everytime you start to feel nostalgic? Well, fret no more!

One of my personal favorites: World Games (all games require IE)
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Sep 10th 2006 (8:57am)

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