In an effort to stave off the wholesale consumption of the noble blue crab in Maryland - a state that considers crab to be a vitamin - PeTA launched a billboard campaign that caught the attention of Jimmy's Famous Seafood in Baltimore. As you can surmise, hilarity then ensued across the twitterverse.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 30th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: fate
Our friends at PETA have put together quite a list of processed foods that are animal-friendly. Unfortunately, many on this list are loaded with trans-fat and additives and preservatives. Ironic, huh?
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Feb 23rd 2015 (12:02am)
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PETA has run some devious ads in the past. This is treasure.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Nov 8th 2013 (2:11pm)
Those dipshits finally came up with a suggestion that doesn't make me want to punch a lamb in the throat - that the Washington Redskins keep the name, but replace the mascot.
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 17th 2013 (12:00am)
I'm sure you can imagine how that turned out for them.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 4th 2012 (12:02am)
It's all about the more you know.

Safe for work! Hell, show it to your boss's boss!
By: ZiB
Monday, Jun 7th 2010 (2:05am)
Lydia Guevara The descendant of the iconic guerrilla from Argentina, who was a committed Marxist, has also found a cause worth fighting for.

I can't even think of anything witty. it's just sad.
It makes me think of this song.
By: Mr._Dog
Monday, Mar 22nd 2010 (12:07pm)
In a recent security profile form distributed to animal experimentation facilities, the USDA has officially classified PeTA as a terrorist threat. This means gunning them down in the streets is patriotic, right?
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 3rd 2009 (4:35am)
A company in the United Kingdom is about to lift the lid on a device that zaps lobster with electricity to kill them, and the inventor said Wednesday his humane alternative to boiling is about to give the entire industry a jolt.

The animal rights group PETA bought two of the lobster devices and paid for Mr. Buckhaven and his wife to fly to the Arizona event last Saturday to demonstrate the technology.

Unfortunately, the courier service lost the two machines and the animal rights people had to look the other way as volunteers killed hundreds of lobster in boiling water for hungry supporters of the resource centre.
By: dave
Monday, Nov 23rd 2009 (12:19am)
PETA continues it's pervasive crusade into the entertainment world with this request.
By: FuzzyBunnySlippers
Friday, Apr 10th 2009 (10:35am)
So, P.E.T.A. is showing to be a P.I.T.A.

As usual.
By: kittyn
Wednesday, Apr 8th 2009 (9:48am)
Those fuckwits at PeTA think the American Kennel Club fairly compares to the Ku Klux Klan, so they protested at the Westminster Dog Show in full garb.
By: dave
Wednesday, Feb 11th 2009 (5:14am)
Ingrid Newkirk, co-founder of PeTA and accredited batshit nutbag bitch, has put togther her last will and testament.
By: dave
Monday, Nov 17th 2008 (12:15am)
Several local restaurants were vandalized this week in the wake of a campaign by animal rights activists to force the eateries to stop serving foie gras. In an interesting twist, a self-described animal rights activist has claimed responsibility for the crimes on his website.
By: boho-daddy
Saturday, Jul 14th 2007 (1:40pm)
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You'd think that animal rights fanatics and global warming cultists would be brothers-in-arms. You'd be wrong.
By: boho-daddy
Friday, Jul 6th 2007 (2:56pm)
Seems like they're always prancing around naked, and now they're running a contest to select the Sexiest Vegetarian Alive.
By: boho-daddy
Thursday, Mar 29th 2007 (7:13am)
PETA staffer changes his name to to help expose KFCs cruel practices.

By: Dave
Thursday, Jan 5th 2006 (12:04am)
Two Hampton Roads employees of Norfolk-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have been charged in Ahoskie, N.C., with animal cruelty after dumping dead dogs and cats in a shopping center garbage bin, police said Thursday.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 17th 2005 (7:47am)
The FBI has just declared the ALF to be one of the biggest terrorist threats to America. Who gives money to the ALF? Three guesses.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 19th 2005 (6:22am) arbitrary and destructive."

That is, word for word, PeTA's stance on hunting, it's wrong to kill animals even if it's essential to maintaining an ecological balance.

Why, then, are they killing animals in droves? Because they're shitsucking hypocrites, that's why. Fucktards.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 11th 2005 (12:01am)
...and haven't for over 20 years now, thanks to my high school science teacher and a well-timed report on 60 Minutes about the poultry industry. Just one of my many little quirks. Even with that being the case, this guy is my hero.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 5th 2005 (5:32am)
A trio of protesters with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals didn't find the welcome mat out when they stopped at a KFC in Brownsville on Wednesday. The sprinkler system was on for them, though.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 18th 2005 (5:19am)
And will now begin offering cloth seats.
By: boho-daddy
Tuesday, Feb 15th 2005 (1:47pm)
"Fish are so misunderstood because they're so far removed from our daily lives," said Karin Robertson, 24, the Empathy Project manager and daughter of an Indiana fisheries biologist. "They're such interesting, fascinating individuals, yet they're so incredibly abused."
By: boho-daddy
Wednesday, Nov 17th 2004 (12:13am)

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