A religious celebration was marred by tragedy this week as a man participating in a traditional Islamic mourning ritual accidentally killed himself.
Sunday, Sep 15th 2019 (12:00am)
The creationist responsible for Kentucky's Ark Encounter - a museum set inside a replica of the Biblical Noah's Ark - is warning children about the dangers posed by libraries.
Sunday, Jul 7th 2019 (12:00am)
Several attendees at a government meeting open to the public in Alaska walked out in protest after an opening prayer praised Satan.
The Associated Press reports the prayer, where a woman declared “Hail Satan,” was given by Satanic Temple member Iris Fontana, who won the right to open the meeting with an invocation of her choice.
Friday, Jun 21st 2019 (4:09pm)
... to Show the Other Side of the Church.
Okay, this is just kooky. Would you part with $3700 for a pair of rubber soled shoes (second entry)?
Well, several preachers are spending aplenty. Perhaps two multi-million dollar mansions and two private jets are not enough opulence (see Joel Osteen).
Thursday, Jun 13th 2019 (12:00am)
There are several Conservative principles that I respect and admire. This ain't one of them.
Perhaps these legislators ought to read the First Amendment sometime.
Thursday, May 2nd 2019 (4:37am)
We are pleased to announce that for the very first time in history, a satanic organization has been recognized by the United States federal government as being a church. The Satanic Temple recently received notice from the IRS affirming our status. This acknowledgement will help make sure the Satanic Temple has the same access to public spaces as other religious organizations, affirm our standing in court when battling religious discrimination, and enable us to apply for faith-based government grants.
Friday, Apr 26th 2019 (12:00am)
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A couple hundred metalheads with kazoos converged on the state Capitol on Monday morning to defend one of their own by drowning out a small group of Westboro Baptist Church members.
Thursday, Mar 14th 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: sepharo
I never really thought about a cross as a war memorial before. If a surviving family wanted a cross, a crescent moon, or a star of David, (or nothing) on the individual grave marker, I was perfectly okay with that.
Now, we have an issue brought up by the American Humanist Association, where a giant cross might indicate religious superiority.
Thursday, Feb 28th 2019 (12:15am)
As the West becomes more and more secular, and the discoveries of evolutionary biology and cosmology shrink the boundaries of faith, the claims that science and religion are compatible grow louder. If you’re a believer who doesn’t want to seem anti-science, what can you do? You must argue that your faith – or any faith – is perfectly compatible with science.
Monday, Jan 14th 2019 (4:23am)
Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.
In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.
Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.
Sunday, Nov 18th 2018 (12:00am)
On the one hand, Jesus died for our sins and that is a BFD. On the other hand, he died for our sins, which means he knows how much we love to sin, which means he sacrificed himself so we could lie and steal and make crappy jokes he may or may not have laughed at (who could presume to know the Chosen One’s sense of humor?)
Wednesday, Nov 14th 2018 (12:00am)
Recently, a darling toddler named Magdalena was baptized in a Catholic Church, unfortunately she wasn’t too happy about being dunked in water against her will
Monday, Aug 20th 2018 (12:01am) | Thanks: Karen
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest , "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
And with that, I leave you with a shitload of fun images.
Thursday, Aug 9th 2018 (12:00am)
...maybe don't let the scripture-quoting stuffed animal be your lawyer when fighting for custody of your kid. Just something to consider.
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
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