...where do you go from there? This custom Boeing 747 jumbo jet turbine conference table is just the thing to make the rest of the board pee their pants.
Monday, Sep 9th 2019 (12:01am)
Check out this kickstarter that's selling simulated black holes via an array of carbon nanotubes that absorb over 99% of the light around them, making it the darkest thing you'll probably ever see with your own eyes.
For more than a million years, mankind has been attempting to improve upon the simple fire. We've tried burning different things like sticks or leaves or various incriminating documents. We've tried making fires last longer. We've even figured out how to turn them into different colors. All of that experimentation, all of that innovation, has culminated in this event, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog, from Enviro-Log®.
Friday, Dec 14th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: erebus
Calamityware offers a delightful spin on heirloom dishes - fine porcelain plates and bowls with traditional-style artwork depicting some simply horrible things. Pricey as hell, but amazingly cool.
Tuesday, Nov 27th 2018 (12:01am)
So the past few days on my commute to work, I've noticed a new store opened up on my route. The big black and yellow sign announcing CRIME SCENE caught my attention and I had to look it up online once I got to the office. It's exactly what you'd think it would be. Neat.
Thursday, Apr 12th 2018 (12:00am)
While shockingly devoid of any imagery of Kate Dries, the 2018 Carponizer calendar features all the naked women and carp you could possibly want in the forthcoming year.
Monday, Dec 4th 2017 (12:00am)
Highly regarded jewelers and snootiers* Tiffany & Co. are now selling a tin can. Granted, it's made of silver, but it's still a thousand bucks for a tin can. iPhoneX users, here's your next must-have item!
* pronounced 'snoo-tee-YAYs'
I trashed my landline years ago. It's helped quite a bit but it hasn't completely rid me of the issue. Here's the solution.
Part with a few bucks per year and save yourself a lot of grief.
Tuesday, Aug 22nd 2017 (12:01am)
...picking out the next year's wall calendar! Here at the davelog compound, cat calendars are generally the order of the day. Sadly, we already have next year's purchased - but if we didn't, this would surely be the one. Next year, Mittens.
Monday, Dec 12th 2016 (5:06am)
Never one to mince words, the wonderful folks at Firebox are offering their own "Calm The Fuck Down Tea", a perfect cuppa for a quiet night at home or while experiencing an honest Fuck That guided meditation.
Wednesday, Oct 12th 2016 (12:01am)
Cost and difficulty of setup have, to date, kept me from getting a 3D printer. I can think of like a bazillion things I'd do with one if they weren't such a pain in the ass to get going and keep alive. Monoprice is now offering something that appears to allay my concerns: the Select Mini 3D Printer. All it needs is minor calibration out of the box (you have to level the heated bed) and you can print with a variety of materials from a micro SD card or your computer via USB. Beyond nifty and cheap enough to take a gamble on, I may pull the trigger on this one.
Thursday, Sep 22nd 2016 (12:00am)
Inspired by my love for pizza and a certain gang of underground teenage turtles, this Ninja Throwing Slice is made using real pizza from my family's pizzeria in Maine. This piece was originally created for the AmDC Threat exhibition that took place in March of 2012. Initially dubbed "Ninja Throwing Slices," in reference to the Threat show, the vocabulary has since evolved. You may now refer to a single piece as a "Forever Slice."
Monday, Sep 19th 2016 (12:00am)
Godzilla Vs. Hedorah (1971)
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