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The Alien Cathouse, a mere 70 miles from Area 51, would like to make all of your extraterrestrial fantasies come true - if, of course, they only involve sex.
By: dave
Saturday, Sep 21st 2019 (5:54am) | Thanks: digg
If there’s one thing all guys want to know, it’s how to convince a woman to give you head. But don’t worry, here’s how to get a blowjob.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2019 (11:19am)
I'm not sure if I feel sorrow for transgenders or perhaps joy for them and their ability to express themselves these days.
How many centuries did these people have to live in the shadows? We can learn a lot from other cultures, if we only pay attention.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jun 27th 2019 (1:54am)
Surprisingly safe for work... all text.

You know how it goes. You’re attending that excruciatingly dull, semi-obligatory neighborhood party, sipping on that not-quite-premier brand scotch and checking your watch every six minutes to calculate the point at which it becomes acceptable, under the currently operative social algorithm, to politely slip away, when somebody suggests, as an alternative to Pictionary, devoting the rest of the night to BDSM play. And before you know it, you’re wearing nothing but a leather hood, handcuffs, and nipple clamps, and your hostess, who is taking a few practice strokes with her crop, is asking you for your safe word. Well, Bunkie, if you haven’t thought through that answer already, it’s a little late once she straps that ball gag in your mouth.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Apr 27th 2019 (12:15am)
Just for the record, mine looks like a normal dick, just not actual size.
Now, let's learn about penis size and curvature, shall we?
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Mar 16th 2019 (7:24am)
When I first called Melissa Leonard, she asked, “Can you call me back? I have Action News here with their cameras and everything.” Leonard is the Philadelphia-area Coldwell Banker Realtor whose listing, “50 Shades of Maple Glen”—a lovely brick colonial with five bedrooms, an updated kitchen, and a “private adult sexual oasis” in the basement—has viewed more than 500,000 times on Redfin since it went live less than 24 hours ago.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Feb 25th 2019 (12:00am)
Sure, just like Ted Haggard and Jimmy Swaggart. That closet is too small to hang out in for a long time.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jan 24th 2019 (2:47am)
Andreas Hvid, who is known for taking pictures in forbidden places, seems to have found a new way to piss off a whole lot of Egyptians - he boinked a gal atop of the Great Pyramid of Giza. Work-safe. Ish.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 13th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: Heferito
...and now they want us to stop reusing condoms? WHAT? Get it together, guys. You're all over the map here.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 2nd 2018 (5:40am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
A NSFW song by Garfunkel and Oates about how anal sex is okay for girls because it doesn't say to not do it in the Bible.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jun 26th 2018 (3:32pm)
...it's the decent thing to do. The HUMAN thing to do. That being said, this lady's fucking nuts.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 15th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: billnye
Yeah, I also love the cute clips of dogs and kittens or the beagle who fell in love with the elephant. This, however, is just wrong.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Feb 1st 2018 (9:56am)
Shave your palms guys? Nah, no need to. here's reason enough
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jan 16th 2018 (10:50pm)
There's nothing like spreading a little holiday cheer. Enjoy this song.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Dec 12th 2017 (12:00am)
Guys, this is not what is meant by the term, "pumping iron". Surprisingly safe for work news story.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Oct 3rd 2017 (12:01am)
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An AI sex doll has been left "heavily soiled" and in need of repairs after being repeatedly molested while on display at a tech fair. The £3,000 Samantha sex robot suffered two broken fingers and was left in a filthy state by a barrage of male attention at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz, Austria.
By: dave
Friday, Sep 29th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: reddit
A homeschooling Christian mother of ten was so angered by an article about anal sex that she was taken to burn the magazine. Kind of ironic, kind of like heathens burning Bibles?

For what it's worth, here is that article. While I agree that it might not be appropriate for teens, it is pretty straightforward.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Jul 14th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: Joanne
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A woman in the United Kingdom has been left confined to a wheelchair after having sex with her husband caused her to have a stroke.
By: dave
Monday, Jun 26th 2017 (5:48am) | Thanks: reddit
What happens when men get amorous with the hose end of a canister vacuum cleaner? Several case studies.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jun 8th 2017 (12:00am)
When a man gets amorous, any tree will do. Graphic video ahead.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, May 17th 2017 (12:00am)
The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the "world's first smart condom," is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.
By: dave
Friday, Mar 10th 2017 (12:01am)
By all accounts, Washington State resident Edward Smith is an average sort of a guy with a not-so-average secret: He's a mechanophile - someone who can only get turned on by vehicles. During his life, he's had sex with over 1,000 cars, but that's not his greatest achievement. His greatest achievement is that he once had sex with the helicopter from Airwolf.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 19th 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: bashturn
In this instructional video, I amazingly found out that there have been some things I have been doing right.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Dec 28th 2016 (8:16am)
Okay, there are about a million articles out there on the proper technique for giving a blow job. You'd think by now that there is a guide for guys how to get one?

Your wish has been granted.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Dec 8th 2016 (6:05am)
Don't spill your seed guys. You're killing millions in every shot.
Yes, surprisingly safe for work.
On a separate note? Irish comedian Dave Allen has some perspective for you.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Jul 8th 2016 (12:00am)
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