The latest youth movement - #NoFutureNoChildren - dictates that they will not be having children until we unfuck the climate. As a parent of two now-adult girls, I'm quite good with that. Where the hell was this when I was chasing away suitors with my Ithaca?
By: dave
Friday, Sep 20th 2019 (12:00am)
The Unicorn Hunters made the news often for activities and events including: the annual List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness, burning a snowman on the first day of spring, World Sauntering Day, International Stone-Skipping Tournament held annually on Mackinac Island, Unicorn Questing Season and Teacher Thank You Week.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 6th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: sunny
This is PRKA. To those who would oppose us, I would simply say: We are many. We are worldwide. We, in fact, outnumber you. Though you are louder, though you create a momentary ripple on the water of life, we will endure, and prevail.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 15th 2016 (7:38am) | Thanks: nazgulcane
White supremacist organization, the Ku Klux Klan is rebranding as the "new Klan" by trying to increase membership to Jews, black people, gays and those of Hispanic origin.
By: dave
Monday, Nov 10th 2014 (12:00am)
Normally, I'd automatically support any organization of writers, as the printed word is one of our greatest assets as human beings. Normally.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 28th 2010 (3:50am)
Proving once again that there is an organization online for everyone, the Mary Tyler Moore Masturbation Society surfaces once again, in the guise of a Yahoo! group.
By: dave
Friday, Oct 30th 2009 (4:33am)
Check it - the NRA is giving away free annual memberships.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jun 23rd 2009 (5:39am)
I've often said that the intarwebs' greatest feature is that it gives folks a place where they can find like-minded people, no matter how obscure their tastes. Case in point,
By: dave
Friday, May 2nd 2008 (12:07am) | Thanks: ben
The International Ginger Kids Foundation, or IGKF ,is a not-for-profit organization founded in 2002. The goal of the IGKF is to achieve equality, understanding, tolerance, and acceptance for Ginger Kids all over the world. Gingervitis is a serious disease affecting millions of people. The only way we will ever find a cure is if we work together.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 29th 2008 (4:16am)
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 29th 2007 (3:27am)
The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation was created in 1982 by a small group that originally came together as a an informal support group for problems that were the result of traumatic experiences at petting zoos as children. This group realized that there were many others out there who were afraid to come forward with their horrific stories and wanted to find some way to help as many people as they could. The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation is the result of their dream.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 31st 2007 (6:25am)
Further proof that there is an online community for literally everyone: I Hate Cilantro Dot Com!
By: Dave
Monday, Dec 4th 2006 (11:37am)
Are you a lover of the spuds? Do you pay tribute to the tuber? Gain starchy acceptance from your tater-minded peers at the Potato Fan Club!
By: Dave
Thursday, Dec 1st 2005 (4:23am)
Even you folks with alien tentacled botflies swarming under your skin. It's your lucky day!
By: Dave
Friday, Nov 4th 2005 (12:25am)
More and more people go to extreme lengths to keep both TWIX bars to themselves. Are you one of these notorious TWIX eaters? Take that all-important first step: acknowledge your problem.

By: Dave
Monday, Sep 26th 2005 (12:04am)
The Cacophony Society has spawned innumerable Bad Santas over the years. Check out this great photo archive of Santarchy activities.
By: boho-daddy
Thursday, Dec 16th 2004 (8:45am)
LPSG: I'm not just the president, I'm a member!*

* lie. probably NSFW, btw.
By: Dave
Thursday, Dec 9th 2004 (12:01am)
Admit it - you belong in the Proud Pickers cadre!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Dec 1st 2004 (12:03am)
Do you ever use more lip balm than you planned?
Has the use of lip balm interfered with your job?
Have you begun to use lip balm while alone?
Can you apply lip balm with one hand?

If you have answered Yes to any of these questions, you may have a lip balm dependency problem.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Nov 9th 2004 (5:12am)
The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation was created in 1982 by a small group that originally came together as a an informal support group for problems that were the result of traumatic experiences at petting zoos as children.
By: Dave
Monday, Nov 8th 2004 (12:04am)
Yes, this is a Club because you can not get in! No one can get in! Hack it! Try! Become a part of the Negative World club!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Sep 28th 2004 (12:09am)
I'm not much of an environmentalist, but I may just have to join these folks. The message is bullshit, but I like their approach.
By: boho-daddy
Wednesday, Jul 7th 2004 (3:10pm)
Rival street gangs the Crips and Bloods have agreed to a truce in Newark, New Jersey, aimed at stemming the violence that has plagued the city and gone too far for even the gang members.

Sirus'd be proud.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 26th 2004 (12:01am)
Even collectors of the obscure, like the 1944 Montana soybean license plate, have their own snooty little clique. I bet they even look down their noses at the NAVSATPGA (North American Valve Stem and Tire Pressure Gauge Association).
By: Dave
Thursday, May 6th 2004 (5:52am)

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