It was a scene torn from the pages of a Stephen King novel. A woman driving home from work in Glace Bay, N.S. spots someone lurking by the roadside. Her headlights reveal a stranger dressed as a clown standing in the shadows. As she brings the car to a stop, the figure walks into the middle of the road, blocking her path. "Once I stopped, he started running towards my car. So I started backing up," Michelle Doubleday told CTV Atlantic. "He kept going faster and faster."
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 4th 2016 (12:01am) | Thanks: swimfan
Greenville police announced Thursday that anyone dressed like a clown and terrorizing residents will face arrest. "It's illegal. It's dangerous. It's inappropriate, and it's creating community concern, so it needs to stop," police chief Ken Miller said at a news conference.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 8th 2016 (4:44am) | Thanks: mefi
Neighbors in Green Bay are on edge after seeing a person dressed like a clown by the intersection of Mason and Adams Street around 2:00 a.m. Tuesday.
By: dave
Monday, Aug 8th 2016 (12:05am)
In the 30 days he spent living at the Clown Motel in Tonopah, Nevada, Christopher Sebela had received in the mail a series of clown dolls, a clown mask, and a paperback book about the serial killer John Wayne Gacy, otherwise known as the Killer Clown. The accompanying shipping slip contained just two words: "Sweet dreams." But none of these unsolicited gifts spooked him like the yellowed envelope that arrived at the motel on his 27th day.
By: dave
Thursday, May 5th 2016 (12:05am) | Thanks: digg
A man dressed in a clown suit was arrested at the downtown Waffle House early Tuesday morning after an employee called to complain he smoked methamphetamine at the restaurant's counter, according to an Athens-Clarke County police report.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 8th 2016 (12:00am)
He lingers on street corners, wanders local fairs and materializes outside of children's bedroom windows. Those are some of the reasons that the creepy clown known as "Wrinkles" has been the talk of Naples, Fla., for the past few years. But beyond his unsettling stoicism and willingness to punish naughty kids for cash, the 65-year-old Rhode Island transplant remains shrouded in mystery.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 8th 2016 (12:01am)
But you don't know how to twist balloons into animals? Practice these and you'll be a star.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Mar 6th 2015 (6:10am)
Bakersfield officers were dispatched in the afternoon to reports of a clown chasing children in the area of Monitor Street and Pacheco Road. Police said one child "was clearly scared as a result of being chased by the clown."
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 14th 2014 (4:48am)
As the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus returns to Brooklyn Thursday, membership at the country's largest clown organizations has plunged over the past decade amid declining interest, old age and higher standards for the jokesters.
By: dave
Tuesday, Feb 25th 2014 (12:01am) | Thanks: topless robot
Clowns gathered at a convention in Mexico City have denied any of their colleagues were behind the killing of a former drug cartel leader last Friday.
By: dave
Friday, Oct 25th 2013 (12:03am)
Dominic Deville is a party clown. An evil party clown. An evil party clown that will follow your child around for a week, leaving disturbing notes and ultimately smashing a cake into the child's face... for a fee, of course.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 18th 2012 (12:00am)
A Wendy's training video cleverly disguised as a murder trial. Did Peg Board murder the Mac's Mystery Burgers clown?
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Oct 29th 2011 (4:00pm) | Thanks: Dween
...they're also pretty stupid criminals.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 25th 2011 (6:14am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
I too have never been a clown fan, but at least I get to use this topic once in this life time. Clowns: Fashionable or Frightening...lightly NSFW.
By: ZiB
Sunday, Apr 17th 2011 (12:58pm)
Such a pity that this deranged party clown isn't legit - not only does he keep kids quiet, he has an interchangeable hand with appliances for all occasions.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 16th 2010 (6:40am) | Thanks: itsnick
Honestly, I don't get why so many kids are terrified of clowns. I mean c'mon, look at this jolly jester. Who could be afraid of that?

* name the reference for a gold star!
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 15th 2010 (5:30am) | Thanks: dangerous minds
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By: SackBlabbath
Sunday, Mar 7th 2010 (7:56pm)
...but deeply religious, this picture will probably fuck you up. Just an FYI.
By: dave
Friday, Oct 2nd 2009 (6:32am) | Thanks: daily what
That's right. A clown funeral.
By: dave
Friday, May 29th 2009 (10:59pm)
Well then, this Worth1000 gallery should give you fits.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 1st 2009 (12:15am)
A year of NAKED clowns. [SFW]
By: dave
Wednesday, Sep 24th 2008 (5:04am)
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 17th 2008 (2:18am)
...or not.

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By: Dave
Monday, Oct 8th 2007 (6:33am)
But if I did, this is what I'd post.
By: Mr._Dog
Wednesday, Nov 15th 2006 (9:31am)
Apparently there's a set of clown commandments... who knew? Note also there's nothing pertaining to hygiene, lending creedence to the old adage, 'never ever smell a clown'.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 21st 2005 (5:55am)

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