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The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes.
Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Perez Jimenez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed. 
By: dave
Friday, Jul 3rd 2009 (2:29pm)
This morale booster gives new meaning to the term "Casual Friday".
Saves on the laundry bill... 
By: kittyn
Friday, Jul 3rd 2009 (12:12am)
You've got a fancy-schmancy dinner party starting in 20 minutes and you've just burned the Beef Wellington. Smooth move, ex-lax.
Fancy Fast Food is your new best friend - they provide recipes where all the ingredients can be acquired in the drive-thru (and often with a coupon), but look like top-dollar fare once you're done.
A pet that has twice raced out from its south Minneapolis yard to attack passing dogs and their owners was returned home Tuesday after Animal Care and Control impounded it for the second time in two years.
Hoppy is a cat.
By: dave
Thursday, Jul 2nd 2009 (12:29am)
Look, I know he was an influential performer with a passionate following, but seriously. Let's get a grip, shall we?
By: dave
Thursday, Jul 2nd 2009 (12:29am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
A woman with a persistent cough and fever didn't respond to traditional treatment, so doctors took an x-ray of her chest and discovered that she had a rubber in her lung.
Cincinnati recently held a Marilyn Monroe lookalike contest. Most of these, however, look more like Marvin Monroe.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 1st 2009 (6:17am)
Meet Khadijah Williams, an 18-year-old girl who has been homeless her whole life. She's taken her survival skills from the street and poured it into her studies, and now has a full ride to Harvard.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 1st 2009 (6:06am)
Either way, it's shaping up to be a super-productive day at the office.
Not much by way of video this week... I been busy. Here's what's piled up on the side of my desk, though:
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 1st 2009 (5:22am)
So, all of you who are white and nerdy, before you log onto eBay, you should check out Weird Al's new "Craigslist"... a continuing homage to websites.
By: kittyn
Wednesday, Jul 1st 2009 (12:24am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
I think this really needs to be filed under 'WTF theater'! But it scares me to think... just WHY the father had a cup in his underwear... and how it was hidden until the end...
I think I am going to have nightmares now...
By: kittyn
Tuesday, Jun 30th 2009 (12:10am) | Thanks: ken
No, it's not the latest diet craze - it's James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau and their carnivorous gizmos and whatsits.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jun 30th 2009 (12:10am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Don't believe the old adage that celebrities die in threes? Let's look back at the last 10 years or so.
After many twisted ankles and bruised tailbones, I've been forced to abandon my dream of bacon-based footwear... and then Keds comes along and does it up proper.
...but too cheap to go get LASIK surgery? Do it yourself at home, and save a bundle.
By: dave
Monday, Jun 29th 2009 (12:08am)
Michael Jackson didn't make the deadline for cryogenic freezing, so instead his body will be plastinated by Dr. Gunther von Hagens, the German doctor who perfected the method of preservation that has led to biological art exhibits like Body Worlds. Jacko will be posed next to his long-lost chimp Bubbles, who was plastinated a few years ago.
BONUS JACKO INFOLINKMENT: Here's how he pulled off that Smooth Criminal leany shit.
By: dave
Monday, Jun 29th 2009 (12:08am)
Turns out they were being made by wallabies all junked out on raw opium. Fuckin' marsupials.
By: dave
Monday, Jun 29th 2009 (12:08am)
Billy Mays, the manic pitchman who brought you products like OxiClean, Mighty Putty and KABOOM!, bonked his noggin in a bad landing while on a USAirways flight yesterday. He seemed fine. Until today, when he seemed dead.
By: dave
Sunday, Jun 28th 2009 (4:17pm) (more) [Comments: 5]
Liquid sand. But to be fair, didn't San Fransisco and earthquakes already discover this effect?
Russia's energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn deal with Nigeria's state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.
The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 26th 2009 (6:35am)
So, last year I had occasion to go to Vegas by car - the first time I'd been there without flying. During that drive, I got to go over the Hoover Dam for the first time. It was very impressive, much cooler looking than its counterpart in Grand Theft Auto, but what really blew me away was this massive fucking bridge that they were building off to one side.
Here's an informative essay with pictures about that bridge and its construction, which is due to be completed next year.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 26th 2009 (6:07am)
An Oklahoma woman was charged with prostitution after trading sex for a $30 case of potato chips. She was fined $1,142, which comes out to a little over 38 cases of Fritos.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 26th 2009 (12:12am) | Thanks: brady |
Some Eskimos have been known to use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing. ?????????????????
Eagles - Life In The Fast Lane
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